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living in a demonic tree behind chateau grrr, satanico p. squirell is our resident know-it-all. if you ask him a question, he'll give you an answer worth his nuts in sage advice and evil innuendos.
satanico p. squirrel
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I want to be a world renown special effects makeup artist. I have already established my names as co- zombie makeup artist due to...
Signed, Near Fame special effects Makeup Girl
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Posted on: February 9, 2010 5:18pm
i've been bitten on 2 separate occasions, they weren't zombies, so i can only assume they were vampires or werewolves, or maybe on...
Signed, DesperatelyBleedingSusan
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Posted on: December 12, 2009 9:06pm
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What is a good way for a guy to get a threesome with two girls?
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Posted on: December 12, 2009 8:39pm
I've been trying to get my first feature film started and I keep hitting wall after wall financially ! I really am having a hard t...
Signed, 666GOREHOUND666
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Posted on: May 24, 2009 4:49am
I'm stuck in a dead end job and am bored to tears 75% of the time that I'm here (which gives me a lot of time to think about my mi...
Signed, Caught in the Corporate Grinder
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Posted on: January 29, 2009 8:57am
I'm a college student living at home rent free. However, I am very restricted living here; at 21 I have a curfew of 9:00 pm, am ex...
Signed, Fragile Shut-In
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Posted on: January 26, 2009 11:21pm
For the past 3 days my left ear has been plugged up and I can't hear much. I'm afraid a cockroach crawled in there in the night ...
Signed, auroraBalice
Last Comment: The problem is not in the extraction of the alleged roach from yo...
Posted on: January 12, 2009 8:20pm
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I'm a 38 year-old vampire living in a small neighborhood of Chicago. My problem is that I have a neighbor with a loud yappy dog. A...
Signed, Sleepless in Chicago
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Posted on: January 6, 2009 7:25pm
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