posted on: December 12, 2009 9:06pm

Summary: vampire or werewolf bites

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Dear Satanico P. Squirrel ,

i've been bitten on 2 separate occasions, they weren't zombies, so i can only assume they were vampires or werewolves, or maybe one of each if i'm lucky. i'm wondering how do i prepare for the the one bite that finally turns me -- or have i already turned and i'm just being naive about it?

Signed,
DesperatelyBleedingSusan