Quick Zombie Fix at your office when you are bored, or procrastinating...
SUBMITTED BY: MBH Mafia SUBMITTED ON: July 29, 2009
TYPE:
Funny
GENDER:
AGE:
all
MATERIALS:
Office Sharpies/Highlighters Printer Paper for the Usual Print that JAMS every Printout Cheap Office Tape scissors from the receptionist
DIRECTIONS:
1.Take Printer Paper out after cussing at the Printer for not working. (picture property of Clipart)
2.Grab either your highlighter/sharpies or your cube mates sharpies/highlighters (prefer red/black/green/yellow) (picture property of clipart)
3.On paper draw the following: silly scars, blood splotches, green splotches, xx's for your eyes, etc-use your bad drawing imagination!
4.Use scissors to cut out all the pieces and add tape to back of each piece. (picture property of bcphotoshare.com)
5.Stick each piece on your face in proper areas-example: blood splotches near your mouth/neck, scars on your forehead/face, greed splotches all over.
6.VOILA! you are now an office ZOMBIE...but if you work in a droned out office enviroment already..you may already be a coporate zombie..BUT SMILE this is FUNNnnNN!!!
