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reviewed on: January 3, 2009
Open up and say “Ahhhh”, maggot farms; here’s a big dose of Vitamin H to pop in the form of John Carpenter’s Halloween.
You’re already chafed that I’ve only ...
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reviewed on: December 30, 2008
If I weren’t in such a foul mood from all the carolers and well-wishers of this season, I’d apologize for being late on my review from last week. Add to my mood...
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reviewed on: December 20, 2008
Hello my little fleshbags. And I guess a happy whatever-you-celebrate too since this will be the last review before all the world’s assorted holidays.
I pers...
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reviewed on: December 12, 2008
That’s right, children, Uncle Lazarus is back from his vacation. I had a splendid holiday in Kamchatka visiting some old friends. I am about to embark on the ...
LAST COMMENT: loved this movie
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reviewed on: December 7, 2008
Earlier this week, I received a telegram from our vacationing Lazarus. It simply read:
still in Alaska
stop
what do you know… you can see russia from her...
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reviewed on: November 28, 2008
Hello my dear guests. Yes, it’s me, Mister Mist. Lazarus needed a break from humanity and has disappeared for a while into the political wastelands of Alaska. W...
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reviewed on: November 21, 2008
Greetings, my little horror movies zombies. This week I will be reviewing an American remake of a Japanese horror film (first mistake), The Grudge. It stars Buf...
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reviewed on: November 13, 2008
This week I will be reviewing the 2005 gore-fest Hostel. Great Googily Moogily. Seriously… this movie is awful. It should be renamed, “I know what you did in...
LAST COMMENT: was a good movie....but creeped ...
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reviewed on: October 30, 2008
Happy Halloween my little air-breathers.
This week, I decided to review another of my personal favorites…A Nightmare on Elm Street!
Let me first say Fred ...
LAST COMMENT: awesome movie...a classic!!
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reviewed on: October 23, 2008
Hello, Bloodbags,
This week I will be reviewing a movie I have heard has built quite a cult following: Dog Soldiers. Let me first say that I love English acc...
LAST COMMENT: THIS MOVIE IS ONE OF THE BEST WE...
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reviewed on: October 15, 2008
Greetings, air-breathers.
I was sitting here in my hovel, smoking cigarettes, watching Oprah and snuff films, and checking my stock prices when my friend Mis...
LAST COMMENT: You never cease to slay me, sir....
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