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Chateau GRRR's Human Bacon
This succulent hors-d'oeuvre will have your zombie party guests’ mouths salivating for more. The secret’s in the human (use fatty meat from the rump!)

Of course, if you’re entertaining humans (harrumph) and you don’t want them catching kuru all over your davenport or flinging Creutzfeldt-Jakob suits all over your buffet, it is possible to substitute pork bacon for the more appetizing human kind. If it’s that kind of party.
SUBMITTED BY: chateau grrr
SUBMITTED ON: October 22, 2010
TYPE:
Appetizer
RECIPE YIELD:
apr 8
PREP TIME:
15 m.
READY IN:
1 h.
INGREDIENTS:
2 16oz packages thick-cut bacon
1 12oz bottle pure maple syrup
2 cups brown sugar
dash (optional) black pepper
DIRECTIONS:
1. Pre-heat over to 425
2. Line 2 deep cooking sheets with tin foil (NOTE: double or triple seam the foil if it's not large enough to cover the entire cooking sheet; resign yourself to the syrup and bacon fat leaking through and scorching onto the baking sheet in any case)
3. Place cooking racks on sheets and lay bacon out on rack, heavily overlapping each strip of bacon; this helps hold the syrup in place
4. Drizzle maple syrup over all bacon
5. Quickly before the syrup has an opportunity to leak between bacon strips, sprinkle brown sugar over maple syrup until heavily coated
6. (optional) Sprinkle a hint of black pepper over bacon to taste
7. Bake for 15 minutes
8. Remove sheets from oven and re-lay bacon so strips do not touch or barely touch (this will allow for crispier cooking)
9. Return sheets to oven and cook for another 20 minutes (monitor and remove early if bacon begins to burn)
10. Remove from oven and allow bacon to cool; once cool, crumble or dice bacon into a sealable container
11. Refrigerate until needed

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