March 10, 2010:
TONIGHT! 7pmPST #CoolwatersLi ve w spc guest Mark Ryan: http://tinyur l.com/ydhzanr
March 9, 2010:
Welcome new #chateaugrrr reviewer Erzulie. Read her 1-star review of #deadsnow: http://tinyur l.com/ycqpy3v
March 8, 2010:
PlzRT: Only 1 week left in the ChateauGRRR #Wolfman movie review contest! Enter now: http://tiny.c c/o995m If you've got an opinion, spew it!
March 3, 2010:
3 more hours! 7pmPST 1st #CoolwatersLi ve w spc guest @actordougjon es sponsored in part by @chateaugrrr http://tinyur l.com/ydhzanr Pls RT
March 3, 2010:
TONIGHT! 7pmPST 1st #CoolwatersLi ve w spc guest @actordougjon es sponsored in part by @chateaugrrr http://tinyur l.com/ydhzanr Please RT
March 1, 2010:
Read our ChateauGRRR interview of Derek Maki. Fantastic!! http://ping.f m/ebef5
February 28, 2010:
Thanks to all the folks willing to help. ChateauGRRR has found our 2010 Transworld booth representativ e!1
February 22, 2010:
ChateauGRRR seeks smart,profess ional,engagin g person to help at #Transworld tradeshow. Great resume piece! Contact @chateaugrrr for details.
February 20, 2010:
8pm Viaduct Theatre Chicago. Dance of the Demented: http://ping.f m/ObDp3
February 19, 2010:
If you're a #Haunt following ChateauGRRR on FB,Twitter,or Myspace & haven't listed your Attraction 4free, why not? http://tinyur l.com/ybon7tm
February 17, 2010:
Read Gray's 1 star review of the new Wolfman: http:www.chat eaugrrr.com/m ovie-reviews/ the-wolfman
February 17, 2010:
RT @HorrorSociet y: Great discussion about The Wolfman and remakes on Facebook... http://bit.ly /966Vll
February 17, 2010:
RT @HauntJaunts: Where are the Swiftwater Inn's ghosts? PoconoRecord. com http://bit.ly /c5VJ9V Where do #ghosts go when their homes are torn down?
February 17, 2010:
Write your own review of The Wolfman. Just check-in & click "rate it yourself" http://ping.f m/x4Jtv
February 16, 2010:
RT @HorrorSociet y: Dont forget - Submit your film today for Women of Horror 2 on May 1st - http://bit.ly /1NWN9c
February 16, 2010:
Cryptkicker of @chateaugrrr will be helping @HorrorSociet y at Metro tonight 6pm for #Crazies giveaways and tix. Come out for some free swag!
February 16, 2010:
This gorgeous professionall y-framed 1517 woodcut print of a werewolf atttack by Hans Weiditz could be yours: http://tiny.c c/o995m
February 16, 2010:
Gray's review of House of the Devil has been posted to ChateauGRRR. Do you agree this is a 4-star film? http://tinyur l.com/ykxkqp9
February 16, 2010:
RT @chicagohorro r: Win a free copy of "Inside the Mirrors" a novel by Jason Davis: http://ow.ly/ 17JRN for more details on how to #Win #Contest #Horror
February 16, 2010:
RT @WildClawThea tre: These beauties are helping us at our benefit on Sat. Baked goods rule!
http:// ping.fm/y4EsW
February 16, 2010:
RT @HorrorSociet y: NEW POST: Monster Movie Seminar Review - http://tinyur l.com/y9a2ph5
February 16, 2010:
RT @KICKSEAT: I've just posted a review of Ti West's wonderful 80's throwback, "The House of the Devil" http://tinyur l.com/nzyvhh
February 15, 2010:
One contestant has entered on the 1st day of the Wolfman Review Contest on ChateauGRRR. Write a review to enter: http://tiny.c c/o995m
February 15, 2010:
RT @HorrorSociet y: Find us outside the Metro tomorrow night. 6pm. Giving away The Crazies stuff including screening passes. We'll be in camo gear!!
February 15, 2010:
RT @HauntJaunts: Movie Monday 30 Days of Night: Dark Days http://bit.ly /9boc4b (SO looking forward to this movie!)
February 15, 2010:
RT HauntJaunts: The Haunting of the Hotel del Cornado http://bit.ly /9nrChU (Nice post @DarkDestinat ion)
February 15, 2010:
Can you get the vomit up the stairs? Check out the new hidden animations in ChateauGRRR' s lobby: http://ping.f m/6RlVo
February 15, 2010:
RT @WildClawThea tre: RT @bakeanddestr oy: Cupcakes, horror & naked ladies! Come get some! http://tinyur l.com/yhn8cg4 @WildClawThea tre
February 15, 2010:
Have you seen The Wolfman already? Enter the ChateauGRRR review contest for a chance to win a gorgeous woodcut print: http://tiny.c c/o995m
February 15, 2010:
Be the 1st to enter to win a beautifully framed werewolf woodcut print from ChateauGRRR: http://tiny.c c/o995m
February 14, 2010:
Happy St Valentine's All! Send a Chateau GRRR postcard free today! http://ping.f m/ZGnAc
February 13, 2010:
Catch the fashion of Rhea D of MBH Mafia tonight @ Metro Chicago midnight!
February 11, 2010:
Review of the puppet-filled Transylvania Television: Season One just posted on ChateauGRRR: http://tiny.c c/wditL
February 10, 2010:
From VampireFaust: Want to be immortalized in my next vampire book? Here's your chance! http://bit.ly /bjxNQ8 #vampires #amwriting
February 10, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Spend Valentine's Day lurking through a haunted house in Fort ... http://bit.ly /duNmOo
February 10, 2010:
Is GoogleBuzz (http://ping. fm/Qrekf) a facebook killer? ChateauGRRR hopes so! Check it out. All info. 1 place. Awesome!!
February 10, 2010:
Sign up for the 2010 GothicCruise 7 days/nights of music sea & all you can eat/drink. Use code GRR for discount http://ping.f m/JbwkK
February 10, 2010:
Are you retweeting ChateauGRRR tweets? Our eternal thanks! Please let us know! We retweet as many horror-relate d tweets as possible.
February 10, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Jaunt Over to The Horror Digest for Wolf Man Contest http://bit.ly /bL0B0i (about @TheHorrorDig est; inspired by @chateaugrrr)
February 10, 2010:
We've redecorated for Valentines! Stop by & explore & find a card to send to your sweet<3 for FREE! http://ping.f m/kzaBm
February 10, 2010:
From DoctorGore: Going to Nocturna @ Metro on Saturday Feb 13? Find Doctor Gore & grab free CRAZIES swag!
February 10, 2010:
From HorrorSociety : Win a Copy of Dantes Inferno - http://tinyur l.com/yzzaqnp
February 10, 2010:
From chicagohorror : CoryJUdler of IncestDeathSq uad live on ShriekSpeak tomorrow night 10pm Horror Talk Radio News http://ow.ly/ 15M2s
February 9, 2010:
Hearts n blood everywhere! The lobby of ChateauGRRR has been decorated for Valentines. Check it out: http://ping.f m/yhO96
February 9, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Ask Doc Paranormal: Romanian Werewolf Bus Tours Denies Traveler Deaths http://bit.ly /bCdKXA (10% discount through 3/1 ;)
February 9, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Wolf Man Contest!! http://ping.f m/d3Qna
February 9, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Check this out! A giant gummy heart that BLEEDS when you eat it!! http://bit.ly /9h155h. (Good find pc!)
February 9, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Reading: "More Favorite Halloween Experiences o Season of Shadows Blog" ( http://bit.ly /dmKZVf )
February 8, 2010:
From Terrormaster If you haven't already, check out my first ever Android App - The Halloween Countdown Widget - http://is.gd/ 7WJLV
February 8, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Ghosts & Paranormal Related Daily News: http://alturl .com/w4tq
February 8, 2010:
From WildClawTheat re: Dance of the Demented Benefit for WildClaw Feb 20: DJ's/Sexy models/Burles que/Live Painting Horror Art http://tinyur l.com/yhn8cg4
February 8, 2010:
From ABroomWithAVi ew: Come give Kristen a Valentine by Trick-or-Twee ting at her personal tweet page ... @HalloweenCar ols
February 8, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Haunted Ramada Plaza Hotel's Ghosts: Ghostly Activity Reported in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin Hostelry http://bit.ly /92ckqN
February 8, 2010:
want a valentine's postcard made specially for your love? there's still time! send us your idea & we may make it: mistermist@ch ateaugrrr.com
February 8, 2010:
ChateauGRRR has twisted postcards to send your bloody Valentine. Check them out: http://ping.f m/x2vo3
January 23, 2010:
Remember that big glop of goo you found on the beach? It's a Globster & you can read about them @ ChateauGRRR http://tinyur l.com/yedcvw7
January 23, 2010:
These ghastly peanut butter eyeball treats come from Hairsballsgir l @ ChateauGRRR. As tasty as they are creepy! http://tinyur l.com/yjqj7eo
January 23, 2010:
MBH Mafia shared this practical & hilarious office zombie costuming tip with ChateauGRRR: http://tinyur l.com/yhaoldo
January 23, 2010:
Wonder why horror author Jonathan Maberry's fight scenes are so real? The 8th degree black belt has this to say: http://tinyur l.com/ycl7bm4
January 23, 2010:
Is The Grudge really only a 1-star film? Check in to ChateauGRRR to rate it differently http://ping.f m/7wepr
January 23, 2010:
These delicious ghosts are good & gooey (made of marshmellow), posted on ChateauGRRR by rancidgirl387 5 http://tinyur l.com/ylzu2dp
January 23, 2010:
Don't send that bleh ecard to your sweet<3. Send one they'll love from ChateauGRRR! http://ping.f m/9iBYv
January 23, 2010:
CryptKicker' s been sent on holiday & won't be available for 2wks. Watch his profile for Amazon updates! http://ping.f m/NJMXW
January 23, 2010:
ChateauGRRR featured guest Martin V Riccardo is in the Nov 09 issue of Chicago Magazine! http://tinyur l.com/ykhnmay
January 22, 2010:
Is The Grudge really only a 1-star film? Check in to ChateauGRRR to rate it differently http://ping.f m/vEgy7
January 22, 2010:
What IS the allure of vampires? Vampire expert Martin Riccardo says forbidden passion. Read more: http://tinyur l.com/ccsml6
January 22, 2010:
From DarkChicago: ZOMBIEPALOOZA at the Abbey Pub, Feb 6 - MAKE THIS THE BLOODIEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER http://ow.ly/ 16oKwJ
January 22, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: RT@travelchan nel: Enter this month's Travel Bug Sweepstakes for chance to win a trip to Prague! http://ow.ly/ Yfrq
January 22, 2010:
From KittyZombie: Kitty will be at the Kicksville show tonight! Come on by and enjoy some really awesome music!
January 22, 2010:
From KICKSVILLE Live: Zombies Get Free Shwag! - Start: 01/22/2010 9:00 pm http://ow.ly/ 16ottY
January 22, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: The Best Manchester Ghost Tour Ever: Saturday 23 http://bit.ly /5axZ0w (The official Confidential kickstart chiller of the year)
January 22, 2010:
From Turntabling: Suspiria Soundtrack Vinyl Back In Stock: Dario Argento's Suspiria @ http://bit.ly /8vPBwL
January 22, 2010:
CryptKicker of ChateauGRRR is joining Matt of http://ping.f m/1SfMz for a 2wk adventure in the Peruvian Amazon. Wish them luck!
January 21, 2010:
Use code GRR to $75off 2010 Gothic Cruise w/CruxShadows ,Funker Vogt,& more. All you can eat&drink 7 days/nights http://gothic cruise.com
January 21, 2010:
From HorrorSociety : NEW POST: Terrance Zdunich (REPO) Interview - http://tinyur l.com/y9ts45z
January 20, 2010:
From ABroomWithAVi ew: Kristen has a fanpage on facebook. She'd love to see you there: http://ping.f m/Zi41U
January 20, 2010:
From HorrorSociety : iPhones, Google Phones, any smart phone. Horror Society is now optimized for Mobile Viewing! http://bit.ly /6l97Oh
January 20, 2010:
The Chupacabra is the cryptozoologi cal media darling of the last decade. Discover the details @ ChateauGRRR http://tinyur l.com/yaowrjt
January 20, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Haunted Port Columbus ghost tours: http://bit.ly /6JIJJW (New #paranormalto urism for GA!)
January 20, 2010:
From HorrorNewsNet : Blood Manor Haunted House in NYC open for Valentine's Day wkend! http://ping.f m/CAKnS
January 20, 2010:
Did you know that haunted attraction listings are always FREE @ ChateauGRRR? List yours today!! http://ping.f m/7Z3Gn
January 20, 2010:
This short zombie story by Spacekat is a quick but powerful read on ChateauGRRR! http://tinyur l.com/ybfaknu
January 19, 2010:
Catch the first episode of Little Brass Bird (http://ping. fm/V4Xw9) It's not to be missed! Check it out!!
January 19, 2010:
Read the ChateauGRRR reviews of Daybreakers & Paranormal Activity, then leave your own review! http://ping.f m/WppPf
January 19, 2010:
From pumpkincult: The EHAG Emporium is coming soon! Join us for our first blog sale on Jan 31! http://ping.f m/A6bwy
January 19, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Haunted Real Estate Blog http://bit.ly /4RpAxI I love the concept for this blog! Might find my dream home this way!
January 19, 2010:
From CryptKicker: NEVER try karaoke@Liars Club. You won't be able to anyway unless you're 1 of the "vj"s tuneless chumps. Collect your pals & get a Korean booth
January 18, 2010:
Keep an eye on Little Brass Bird (http://ping. fm/Ik4hV) for a mention of Chateau GRRR in an episode!
January 18, 2010:
Just met w/ Little Brass Bird (http://ping. fm/0P6N5) WOW! How cool & inspirational !! Check it out!!
January 18, 2010:
Mister Mist is thrilled to welcome CryptKicker fulltime today to Chateau GRRR! http://ping.f m/EGlgH
January 17, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Is Bethlehem Hotel Haunted? Ghost Theory http://bit.ly /5Mi4WO (Hotel offers "Room with a Boo" package in Rm 932)
January 17, 2010:
Check the ChateauGRRR interview of Todd Farmer & get behind the script on Messengers2 http://ping.f m/pERBw
January 17, 2010:
Use code GRR to get $75off 2010 Gothic Cruise w/Cruxshadows ,Funker Vogt,& more. All you can eat&drink 7 days/nights http://gothic cruise.com
January 17, 2010:
ChateauGRRR gave away $250 in cool stuff last night @ Horror Society's B Movie Madness: Jewelry,signe d prints,DVDs,N BC kitchenware,& more!
January 17, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: The Paranormal Past & Present of Fort Lowell-Parano rmal Old Pueblo http://bit.ly /6xHS7y
January 17, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Top Ghost Travel Places to Go >> adventure travel http://bit.ly /77kHoa
January 17, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Gore Galore ( @GoreGalore ) has released their first video of 2010 - Monsters Got Back! http://ow.ly/ XdXr
January 17, 2010:
WildClawTheat re wants to put your favorite Blatty "The Exorcist" or "Legion" memories on our website. Send to http://ping.f m/djj7C
January 17, 2010:
FromDarkChica go: Vampires Evolve-vampir e stories & poem of New Undead, edited by Nancy Kilpatrick avail Mar 2010! http://ow.ly/ XlYr
January 17, 2010:
Movies,Q&As,v endors,prizes ,the Toxic Avenger,a 12'tall Reaper marauding... don't miss the next Horror Society event! http://ping.f m/9FLEN
January 17, 2010:
B Movie Madness was AWESOME! So much for so little $.
January 16, 2010:
Stop by Chateau GRRR @ B Movie Madness to send a few postcards to friends & claim some cool prizes! http://ping.f m/xuFli
January 16, 2010:
Tons of free prizes from Chateau GRRR @ B Movie Madness today 4pm@Portage $12tix
January 16, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Halloween on the Web : DoomBuggies http://ow.ly/ 16lO2c
January 16, 2010:
From DarkChicago: New free font GHOULISH from GhoulishGary (artist) and ChadSavage (fontmaker) now available @ http://ping.f m/85FdI
January 15, 2010:
DarkChicago: Meet co-creator Terry Zdunich IN PERSON 1/23 before his film Repo! The Genetic Opera! Tix avail... http://bit.ly /4Guosu
January 14, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Gallery Provocateur' s HELLRAISER Halloween Exhibit Closing Artists' Reception : January 30 http://ow.ly/ WGyu
January 14, 2010:
From DarkChicago: City of Eternals: Special Offer for ChicagoVampir e.com Users http://ow.ly/ 16liuc
January 14, 2010:
From DarkChicago: Repo! the Genetic Opera w/special guest TERRANCE ZDUNICH! http://ow.ly/ 16liub
January 14, 2010:
From KittyZombie: get on over to www.horrorsoc iety.com for great reviews, events, and general Horror goodness!
January 14, 2010:
From KittyZombie: http://rfrpod cast.com/. Great place for haunt news and to see whats new in the industry (including cool props)
January 14, 2010:
From KittyZombie: The next site is www.hauntedil linois.com. Good place for local haunts and ya just might see a pic of yourself
January 14, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: Be afraid @spooktacular evening tour of Town Hall http://bit.ly /5nCgaj (part of Tamworth Castle Ghost Searches series)
January 14, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Halloween on the Web : Killer Pumpkins http://ow.ly/ 16la9h
January 14, 2010:
From DarkChicago: WHEN THE NIGHT COMES DOWN-Dark Arts Books is proud to announce release our sixth title http://ow.ly/ 16ld8S
January 14, 2010:
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January 13, 2010:
From pumpkincult: The Cult of the Great Pumpkin is still looking for YOUR favorite year-round Halloween websites! http://ow.ly/ WckH
January 13, 2010:
HauntJaunts: What Do You Find on the Ghost Bus Dublin Tour? http://bit.ly /5Rdqio (The Hellfire Club for one thing!)
January 13, 2010:
From chicagohorror : New One Sheet and Cool Stills for 'The Scar Crow' http://tinyur l.com/y9r448h
January 12, 2010:
From HauntJaunts: 20 Spots to Watch for Paranormal Activity in 2010 http://bit.ly /7rb950
January 11, 2010:
The Toxic Avenger will be making an apperance at the festival this weekend.. he'll have plenty of TROMA giveaways too! http://bit.ly /7PBJ26
January 11, 2010:
WildClawTheat re is cooking up a hell of a good time for their next benefit. Stay tuned for more info!
January 11, 2010:
From pumpkincult: Halloween on the Web : Pumpkin Rot http://ow.ly/ 16jlc5
January 11, 2010:
The ingenious Mr Savage has invented a toolbar to keep dark Chicago souls informed. Goto http://ping.f m/ub7wR to try it out!
January 10, 2010:
HORROR SOCIETY LIVE: Taking over the airwaves starting Feb 3rd. Find us on Blog Talk Radio! http://ping.f m/5GyfX
January 10, 2010:
$25 Amazon gift cards to the first 3 guests who provide their review of Unholy Reunion on Chateau GRRR (must have watched the film)
January 10, 2010:
You can win a set of 2 New Vampire Novels from DarkChicago at ChicagoVampir e.com - http://ow.ly/ UQ84
January 9, 2010:
Review of Daybreakers just posted @ http://ping.f m/Eq7Bk . Head over to review it yourself.
January 9, 2010:
From: fatherseb: Advanced tickets are now on sale for the New York Vampire Ball@Element on Valentines Day 2010! ... http://bit.ly /7BgJhd
January 7, 2010:
FromHorrorSoc iety: Win H2 on BluRay! Visit: http://tinyur l.com/ycnvmdk
January 6, 2010:
Gray Vjaardspuk's review of Paranormal Activity has just been posted to the Chateau GRRR movie reviews. http://ping.f m/syunk
January 4, 2010:
a cool surprise prize to the 1st person to find a copy of Unholy Reunion & add their review to the one on Chateau GRRR! Tweet@chateau grrr
January 2, 2010:
From DarkChicago: Join Kitty Zombie and CryptKicker @ Carpe Noctem tonight; free DAYBREAKERS shwag! Details: http://ping.f m/yfwSN
January 2, 2010:
Join KittyZombie & CryptKicker for Vampires on Ice@Millenniu mPark. Then Neo for Daybreakers Night. Both courtesy of ChicagoVampir e.com
December 31, 2009:
I hope your year past was wonderful & the coming new year is full of peace & prosperity to you each. Thank you for supporting Chateau GRRR!
December 31, 2009:
From LateBarChgo: Demonoid219 to barback@lateb archgo 2nite Dave & Kristine spin 9pm-4AM $10 cover. Come dance in 2010 with exciting music!
December 31, 2009:
From FBWHorrorCon: Flashback Weekend Chicago Horror Convention 2010 http://ow.ly/ 16fa4F
December 29, 2009:
Celebrate Little Brass Bird's launch party tonight @ Rockhouse (2624 N Lincoln) 9p $5 Music by Trejo, BitterRoot, DJKT. See you there!
December 29, 2009:
Tonight @ Late Bar, the debut of Tuesday event "Wolf Calls with the Warlock"--vi ntage rock 'n' roll & video oddities! http://is.gd/ 5FJeA
December 27, 2009:
JILT playing 10pm @ Rockbox. Cyanotic & SS-Triple-X follow. Whiplash upstairs with Maya, Vine & Propaganda. 2624 n Lincoln Ave. Till 4am
December 20, 2009:
typo on the last tweet. thanks to beeow for the catch. check out this link! http://ping.f m/ndpps
December 20, 2009:
we've just uploaded the new monsters' xmas card in the winter holidays section! http://ping.f m/UFCJO
December 17, 2009:
Tonight Black Xmas@Victor Hotel DJ AnimalX, Propaganda,Le Sprite,Zombie Santa. Hosted by Adam Black & Horror Society 311 n Sangamon FREE 9-2
December 12, 2009:
today @ the portage theatre...hol iday of horrors, doors @ 5pm shows @ 7pm $12 for 4 xmas slasher flicks + director lewis jackson!!
November 25, 09:
Hello my dear Guests! As we hurtle towards Thanksgiving here at Chateau Grrr, I am truly thankful for each and every one of you who make Chateau Grrr your Hallowe'en home away from home. Please visit more often; I'll make yams.
If you've not already, relax and take some time to read our two new interviews in our Featured Guest section. Cryptkicker spoke with Jasmyn Du Bois, Chief Embalmer and licensed Funeral Director. Ian Simmons chatted with horror movie writer Todd Farmer. Both interviews are interesting and insightful. Take a break this long holiday weekend and read up!
May your belly always be full and your ghosts always merry!
Yours, Mister Mist
November 11, 2009:
What a time was had at Crypticon!! Thanks to Count Kaufman for inviting Chateau Grrr and allowing CryptKicker to host the very successful celebrity dinner! All involved had such a great time.
Check out the recently posted interview of Funeral Director and Head Embalmer, Jasmyn Du Bois in the "rooms > featured guests" section.
Also check out Lazarus' movie review of the original Amityville Horror with recent Crypticon dinner guest, Margot Kidder. It's been a while since hearing from Laz and he has stories to tell!
Enjoy our final month of Fall, my dear guests!!
November 1, 2009:
It's been far too long since I've said hello and mentioned what's new here at Chateau Grrr.
The haunting season was just too full of wonderful events and wonderful people. Our vampire-reporter CryptKicker has been out in the field non-stop these days, most recently at Flashback Chicago and emceeing at Kitty Zombie's Neo event last night. What fun!
Crypticon Minneapolis is just around the corner! Next weekend, Fri Nov 6 - Sun Nov 8 join CryptKicker at the Bloomington Sheraton for Crypticon 2009! Stop by the Chateau Grrr booth to say hi and pick up a goodie bag full of treats and info on all the great small businesses bringing you horror and hallowe'en every day!
CryptKicker will also be hosting a celebrity dinner at Crypticon. There may be a ticket or two still available for a chance to dine with Margot Kidder, Ricou Browning, and Bill Moseley! Write Count Kaufman now for a ticket to this fabulous chance to have a delicious meal and sup with your favorite stars of horror movies of past and present!
If you haven't checked out the new profile system, take a look now. They're sleek and intriguing. Take some time to tell your friends at Chateau Grrr what you want on your tombstone. Literally.
Some great movie reviews will be posted shortly, and look for an interview coming very soon with Jasmyn Du Bois, Head Embalmer and licensed Funeral Director. We'll also be posting our interview with the creators of Night Zero later this year!
Hope your Hallowe'en was wonderful!!
October 31, 2009:
Happy Hallowe'en!!
September 19, 2009:
Holy bat wow! We've just received a report that the Monster Bash charity party for bats was mentioned on a local radio station! Has anyone else heard this? Does anyone know the station?
September 15, 2009:
Check out CryptKicker's journal for a full review of Scarefest!
Get your tickets now for the Chateau Grrr Monster Bisrthday Bash! Only 3 short weeks!! Attend the Zombie Army March that same day and receive a discount at the door!
August 16, 2009:
Be sure to check out CryptKicker’s journal for tales from the Plague Day and Terror in the Aisles 2. Be sure to keep a watch on Kitty Zombie’s page for more events coming up and don’t miss them!!
If you don’t already know about the Chateau Grrr Monster Birthday Bash happening in October, you should. It’s a charity event to help save bats! While you’re helping our furry friends, you’ll be treated to 5 amazing Chicago DJs, a costume contest with unbelievable prizes, a variety of vendors selling costume pieces and other Hallowe’en related wares, and a burlesque monster costume auction!
Click the large banner in the center of the lobby for more information.
July 23, 2009:
Our very own CryptKicker was interviewed by the sweetest ever Coye Vega of Horror Society and posted by Horror Society mastermind Mitch Wells! Please check it out while it's front page news!! http://www.
horrorsociety.com/
horror-freak/
July 5, 2009:
Hello dear Guests! Click around here on the front page to find some new click spots!
Chateau Grrr will be hosting a table at the Chicago Horror Society's Summer Slaughter Horror Film Festival. Please stop by and support the Horror Society and say hi to CryptKicker while you're there. Click on the top banner to visit Horror Society's site.
June 17, 2009:
Chateau Grrr is now tweeting on Twitter! In addition to the monthly newsletter, and this update area, you can now keep up with the latest site uploads and Chateau employee shenanigans on your wireless!!
May 31, 2009:
Hello my dear Guests! It’s been a long while. Your favorite vaporous Mister Mist just experienced an Internet black-out after quarreling with first Comcast, then AT&T, finally settling with the new but surprisingly together Cricket. And for twenty dollars less a month!
Still a few small bugs with the our new lobby. They’ll be cleared up soon. Also expect a tremendous improvement in the Merchants > Attractions section. The haunted attractions will be searchable by zip code and radius.
May 4, 2009:
Welcome my dear Guests! I am happy to present to you our newly renovated lobby! All of your favorite content is still available in the drop-down menus above. There are still a few pesky bugs we're squashing, but very soon, the new menu will be available in all sections of the Chateau.
Also check out all the new Haunted Attraction listings. CryptKicker attended the incredible HAuNTcon this past weekend and will have a full report soon. Many haunted attraction owners and operators listed their attractions. Be sure to check back in the Fall for more updates!
April 26, 2009:
Hello Guests! It has been too long since I have given you an update. Please stop by and visit our latest Featured Guest, Geoff Harkness. Geoff is a documentary filmmaker responsible for National Vampire.
April 3, 2009:
Hello dear Guests! It is with great pleasure I introduce the art of Dick Starr to the menagerie of Chateau Grrr postcards! Please take a moment to check-in and send one to a friend!
We also have Easter rapidly approaching. Our team of inappropriate postcard makers are busy like bunnies making all sorts of fun and tasteless Easter greetings for your enjoyment!!
Massive renovations are still underway. Expect to see some BIG differences to the site by June when we’ll celebrate our Grand Re-Opening!!
March 11, 2009:
Renovation to the Cryptopedia has been completed!
Please stop by and take a look at the sleek informative encyclopedia of cryptids!
If there's a cryptid you'd like more information about, please just write and let me know.
Mister Mist
March 3, 2009:
Hello dear Guests. I apologize for my extended absence. Things are quiet here at Chateau Grrr while we begin a massive renovation. Things will soon look much different, hopefully much more enjoyable for you. We'll still be bringing you fun content as we renovate. Our next Featured Guest is vampire expert, Martin Riccardo! Keep an eye out for this fangs-tastic interview early next week.
Looking forward to bringing you a streamlined new experience soon,
Mister Mist
February 18, 2009:
Hello esteemed Guests!
The new Cryptocards section is off to a good start with several humorous cryptid entries. When it's facts you want, head to the Cryptopedia... when it's laughs you need, turn to the Cryptocards. Send an inside cryptid joke to a friend, or a conspirator!!
Don't forget that Patient Zero, a Joe Ledger novel by Jonathan Maberry, comes out in just a few more weeks on March 3rd! Check out Jonathan's Featured Guest article for more details and links.
While Lazarus is missing and assumed in love, our good friend Mr. Grey Vjaardspuk has kindly provided us a review of the recently released remake of Friday the 13th. Remember you're welcome to leave your own thoughts on the movie reviews. Have you seen the movie? Do you agree with the lowly two-star rating? Be heard!
February 11, 2009:
Hello, my dear Guests! Please take a moment to visit our first sponsor, Dimension Extreme, by clicking the "sponsors" tab in our sleek new menu! Thank you for your support of Chateau Grrr!!
February 9, 2009:
As promised, the site now has a new look. There are still a few bugs to be squished, but things should start to look and feel much more organized. Many thanks to the wonderful team at iToris for their continued excellence in coding. If you have any web needs, I can strongly recommend them for fast high-quality, cost-effective work.
CryptKicker has submitted his review of the Chicago Twilight event. Please see his journal for the full review.
We now have a links section! Please submit your links for approval in the General Links section and pick up a Chateau Grrr link to post on your website today!
I am proud to introduce the Body Art section of Chateau Grrr. If you are or know any tattoo artists, please post your wares for free in the Body Art section.
Both the Haunted Attractions and Fangs section now have their own galleries. Load up those posts with pictures and let folks see what you have to offer!
Lazarus has sent apologies for being late with his reviews. He’s promised some very soon and mumbled something about meeting a special lady. This came as quite a shock since the last woman he talked about was a chess club captain with a 132 IQ and a big chess club brain.
February 2, 2009:
Exciting news, my dear Guests; exciting news indeed!!
Very soon, Chateau Grrr will have a complete visual overhaul. Expect things to be much easier to navigate and find what you’re looking for. This front page will be less muddled and much more interesting! You’ll also notice that our generous sponsors will be given space on the site, but know that I will never allow ads to clutter your experience. Ads will always be neatly out of the way of content, allowing you to navigate the Chateau as easily as ever. This change should occur within the next two weeks.
The skeletal and spritely art of Misty Benson, creator of Skellies, will very shortly be featured as ecards available exclusively through Chateau Grrr. If you enjoy the ecards, let us know and we’ll expand the selections. Look for Misty Benson Ecards early next week.
CryptKicker, our roving vampiric reporter, will feel quite at home this weekend while attending the Chicago Twilight event. Aside from a horde of Twilight fans, there will also be a fangsmith on site and several vampire-culture authors and documentarians. Don’t miss this show if you’re in the area!
Whether spent at work, at home, at school, or at play, may your week be relaxing and wonderful.
January 26, 2009:
Congratulations Fragile Shut-In!! You are our winner of the $20 gift card to Starbucks for simply writing Dear TimSeth a question! And what a question! Hope his answer is enlightening.
If you need advice from someone other than your cloistered aunt or your prudish best friend, check out Dear TimSeth; he's got some pretty sound advice for a psychotic sociopath.
January 25, 2009:
It's contest time!! The next Guest to ask Dear TimSeth a question will win a $20 Starbucks giftcard! The contest has begun at 10:45pm CST. Be sure to click the image to the left for all the details.
January 25, 2009:
Hello dear Guests! At the request of 666GOREHOUND666, Lazarus has reviewed Braindead (also known as Dead Alive). I believe some time in the future, we'll be exploring a revamp of the movie review system that allows guests to cast their vote separately from Lazarus so two ratings appear. Would that be more fun? Let me know and we’ll make it happen!
I’d like to take a moment to recognize the tremendous work our friends at iToris continue to do for Chateau Grrr. This site would not be what it is today without their diligence, pride, and honesty. Should you ever need a web page designed or developed, please contact them for a very reasonable estimate.
January 21, 2009:
Hello dear Guests! Celebrating kept me away from the Chateau yesterday, but I hope your Day of New Hope was wonderful. It is with tremendous excitement that I tell you about our new email notification system. You'll now receive an email notification when you receive messages and comments through Chateau Grrr. This feature is active by default, but can be controlled through your profile settings.
We may now also sort user profiles by "last online" to see who your neighbors are that frequent Chateau Grrr. Thank you very much to our Guest LissaTeka for this wonderful suggestion.
If you know of any fang-makers in Florida, please point them to Chateau Grrr or send me a link to their site; I have business prospects for them.
January 18, 2009:
CryptKicker has submitted his review of the Horror Society's B-Movie Madness held last night. Please visit his journal to read about it if you missed it. You may wish to attend the next event!
January 17, 2009:
Hello All. Our roving vampiric ambassador, CryptKicker, will be attending the Horror Society's B-Movie Marathon today. Be sure to read his review in the next few days. The gang from Better Off Undead will be at the event to screen their hilarious movie. And CryptKicker will have Chateau Grrr bookmarks available to anyone that enjoys a good book!
January 14, 2009:
A happy mid-week to you, my dear Guests. We've had a wave of new Guests join us, among which is Don of the Dead of Crypticon fame, and Patti Starr of ScareFest. Take a moment to peruse the profiles of these two enthralling individuals and get to know them.
If you aren’t aware, clicking the top logo banner of this front page will take you directly to the listing of current Guests, and you can always sort or search Guests in a number of ways.
If you have any suggestions of fascinating individuals you'd like to see interviewed as a Featured Guest, please let me know.
January 11, 2009:
Hello my dear Guests! A happy new week to you all!
In the spotlight tonight, let us welcome our new Featured Guest, Nick "Count" Kaufman! Please stop by the interview to check out the behind-the-scenes of one of the best horror conventions ever, the Crypticon!! Feel free to leave your comments about the interview.
Next up, Lazarus has wired in his latest movie review at my behest, this one of the freshly released The Unborn. I wouldn't expect too many more opening weekend reviews though; it sounds unpleasant for all involved.
On the advice column front, TimSeth is still awaiting questions and concerns to which he can apply his special brand of insanity and advice. Don't be shy, write him about anything troubling you!
There are a few new games in the Party Ideas section. They can be adapted for any occasion. Give them a try and leave your feedback.
I wish you a terrific week!
Mister Mist
January 6, 2009:
Lots of exciting news! First, thanks to iToris for fixing our registration problem. If you're new to the site, please take a moment to register.
Next up, our very own advice columnist, Dear TimSeth, is on the job. If you have a problem you'd like a bit of help with, just write TimSeth; he's sure to give you some interesting advice.
Lazarus has finally posted some images in his gallery. Check the old geezer out and leave him some mail. He loves it.
There's plenty of new art in the Cryptopedia including a great drawing from the childhood of master monster sculpter, Bill Gudmundson.
New cemetery postcards are available in our ecard section, with more on the way nearly every day. These postcards are from Seattle Washington.
Finally, our next Featured Guest is Nick "Count" Kaufman of Cryptid Magazine and the Crypticon horror convention! The interview will post this Friday. Be sure to check it out and leave some comments!
January 6, 2009:
My deepest apologies, friends. There is an issue with the registration verification that is taking far longer to clear up than expected. Unfortunately, no new guests may register until this has been resolved. If you are trying to register, thank you for your patience and please check back shortly.
January 3, 2009:
Hello my dear Guests! How were your New Year's Eve celebrations? Please leave me a message and let me know you survived!
I'm hesitant to mention it, but Lazarus has posted a review of John Carpenter's Halloween. A big fan of Halloween? You might do well to read Craigslist instead then as this is no pleasant review.
We're also experiencing some difficulties with uploading images at the moment. Please forgive this interruption. Everything will be back to good soon.
December 31, 2008:
On this eve of the new year, I wish you all peace and prosperity!
Lazarus has posted a review of 30 Days of Night in the movie review section.
Our roving vampiric ambassador, CryptKicker, has posted a journal entry chronicling his recent journey to Seattle during which he visited several intriguing Goth venues.
Happy New Year, my dear Guests!!
December 23, 2008:
Appropriate for this day when the whole world seems cold and snow-bound, our phenomenal new cryptozoology research writer, Sam LaPena, has posted her Yeti entry, available for viewing in the Cryptopedia.
Stop by and learn a thing or two about the Abominable Snowman!
Artists, you’re welcome to submit your interpretations of the Yeti in a 550px wide by 350px tall format (jpg, gif, or png). Your art and name will be displayed on the entry page, and a link will be provided to your website!
December 21, 2008:
Happy Winter Solstice!! Enjoy your longest night of the year. Spread some Solstice happiness by sending a Solstice ecard from the Winter Holiday section.
December 19, 2008:
Excellent news! Count Kaufman of the Crypticon was kind enough to allow me an interview for our next Featured Guest spot. Look for this interview in early January of our new year.
December 16, 2008:
More holiday greetings have been added to the ecard section. Just in time for the Winter Solstice on Sunday, December 21st, a Winter Solstice greeting has been suggested by Guest Tlinbo and created by Chateau Grrr. And a winter wish for a hot holiday has also been added.
Be sure to make those suggestions all over the site! They are heard.
December 12, 2008:
MESSAGING!! We now have messaging between Guests! Check-in and give it a try!! Thank you, iToris!
Hallelujah! Our Lazarus has returned to once more, and perhaps even a little less cranky. He submitted his review of the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead this morning after a good long steam. Read! Comment!! Enjoy!!!
December 11, 2008:
Hello my dear Guests! Please welcome horror author and martial arts expert Mr. Jonathan Maberry as our Featured Guest! And don't forget that you're always welcome to share your thoughts on the exclusive interview in the "comments" section.
December 7, 2008:
I am disappointed to report that Lazarus is still on hiatus, but it is my honor to bring you the latest movie review of Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. Please take a moment to read it and leave your comments!
December 6, 2008:
Even more ecards have been added to our growing repertoire of greetings!
Check the Christmas section for more holiday options and look for the new Cemetery Postcards section for original photographic postcards of cemeteries around the world!
December 2, 2008:
Check the ecard section for some new custom-made Chateau Grrr greetings!!
November 28, 2008:
Lazarus is on a short sabbatical, so I have filled in for him during his absence. I've posted my review of the Bride of Frankenstein. Please remember as you read that reviews are not my strong suit. Lazarus is missed.
There are so many new little tweaks that have happened recently. Photos now include captions! iToris is seeking a solution for mass photo uploads, but it is looking grim for Firefox.
Journals and all posts will now accept links. These must be properly formatted HTML links that open a blank page. Please see the Help section for a sample of how to add links to your posts.
The rating system has a new look that jives with the rest of the site.
And finally, comments to comments may now be added. Get in there, read some posts, and add your thoughts!!
November 27, 2008:
Happy Thanksgiving to All!
November 27, 2008:
The amazing artist, Bruno Werneck, has just contributed several breath-taking paintings for the Cryptopedia. Be sure to check them out, particularly the haunting Mothman piece.
For more spectacular art, visit Bruno's site by clicking on his name just below the image caption.
November 23, 2008:
Our roving vampiric ambassador, CryptKicker, visited Crypticon last weekend and has (finally) submitted his report.
Check his journal and gallery for thoughts and photos from the Crypticon featuring Doug Jones, John Kassir, and Chris Sarandon.
Links are not currently working in journal entries; my apologies. These will be working shortly. Take the opportunity to see how links should be input in HTML if you're unfamiliar with it.
Captions are now available in the Gallery section. Put words to the images of your life!
Have an ailing friend? Send them one of our new Get Well ecards available in the Ecards section!
November 21, 2008:
Kahloo kahlay!! The registration process has been completely overhauled. To those of you who have already registered, I thank you for persevering through what was a mildly painful process. To those of you considering registration, it's now fun and easy!! Next up...the ability to communicate one with another. Enjoy your November!!
In addition to the new registration process, Lazarus has posted his review of the movie, The Grudge, and given it his lowest rating yet!
November 13, 2008:
Our dear friend Lazarus has submitted his most recent movie review, this one of Hostel. Be sure to stop in and check it out.
November 11, 2008:
At last, our first interview with Featured Guest Rosemary Ellen Guiley is ready for your enjoyment. Please be patient; there are some bugs that cause the page to load slowly. These will be ironed out in short order by our ever-crafty friends at iToris. Please enjoy the interview and make sure to visit Rosemary's site, visionaryliving.com, for more information on upcoming lectures and appearances.
November 4, 2008, Election Day:
If you live in the United States of America and have not yet done so, PLEASE get out and vote!
October 31, 2008, Hallowe'en :
Let me be the first to wish you a very happy Hallowe'en, my dear friends! I have received word from the wonderful iToris that the Featured Guest section is nearly complete. My chat with the amazingly articulate Rosemary Ellen Guiley will be up soon!
In other news, our cantankerous friend Lazarus has posted his Hallowe'en movie review of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Please pay the Movie Review section a visit and leave a comment for our zombie-critic.
Thank you to all of you guests who have taken the time to share your ideas with everyone here at Chateau Grrr. Your time is greatly appreciated.
Have an enjoyable holiday!!
Mister Mist
October 29, 2008:
Coming up soon! Comments upon comments! When you post a comment, someone will soon be able to comment upon your comment.
October 26, 2008:
Check out the recent posts in recipes and decor! And be sure to post your own ideas too!! Share your ideas on recipes, party games, decoration tips, and anything else you've found helpful during the Hallowe'en holiday!!
October 23, 2008:
Lazarus' most recent review has been posted in the Movie Reviews section, and our first Featured Guest, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, did a lovely interview last night for us. This will be posted near the end of October, hopefully just in time for Hallowe'en. Hope everyone has their costume selected!
October 16, 2008:
Hello dear Guest. Let me tell you about some exciting new features for Chateau Grrr on the horizon. Very soon, there will be a Featured Guest section, highlighting folks of interest to the community. Our first Featured Guest will be Rosemary Ellen Guiley, the First Lady of the Paranormal. Look for this exciting interview late October.
Next up will be an internal email system so Guests can write each other. On the heels of this will be the Hordes feature (the ability to create groups of Guests, share group photos, and email an entire group of Guests).
October 15, 2008:
I am pleased to announce that Lazarus' movie review section is now operational. My sincere apologies for the delay. Please enjoy my dear undead friend's comments on the horror genre, starting with the classic (and possibly only positive review) Nosferatu.
October 6, 2008:
Welcome All! It's so lovely to see so many wonderful people here already. Now let's start posting and sharing those ideas! I know you each have much better ideas than I.
Chateau Grrr emails are now functioning and it's not long before Lazarus' reviews are also up and running. Be warned; he's a curmudgeon.
October 4, 2008:
While not all features are up and running, the core of Chateau Grrr is functional and stable. You'll notice that email addresses leading to Chateau Grrr are not currently functioning nor can we yet enjoy Lazarus' excellent movie reviews, but these issues will be resolved shortly. Until then, please enjoy all the other features of our little Gothic Get-Away.
October 3, 2008:
Thanks to the terrific efforts of the folks at iToris and SingleHop, Chateau Grrr is undead and loving it. Please visit the registration area and sign-up for your free Chateau Grrr account!
October 3, 2008:
Happy Witching Hour to All!! Chateau Grrr is open; however, you'll have to excuse several bugs, the largest of which is the Registration Page is not working. This and other bugs will be corrected very shortly. Thanks for your patience.
September 15, 2008:
Chateau Grrr is set to open on Friday the 3rd of October. If you've found this page before this date, please feel free to look around, but please do not yet register.
Chateau Grrr proprietor, Mister Mist, is quite excited at the prospect of the early October launch. The wonderful iToris is to be thanked for the smoothly functioning features!
