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Money Is Low
What is the secret ingredient?
SUBMITTED BY: brunrn1
SUBMITTED ON: January 14, 2009
TYPE:
Poem
GENRE:
Horror
DEDICATION:
  
STORY:
I tied them up
And gagged them all
And laid them on the cold hard floor
I grabbed the tools that I would need
And smiled in delight
As I watched them bleed
I kept the parts that I could use
And wrap the remaining in the daily news
I have to do this because of bad news
The diner’s rent is up
And money is low
But I have a new way to save some cash
Guess what the secret ingredient is
In my corned beef hash
COMMENTS:
Rated on: January 15, 2009 12:27am by Lazarus
Oh delight! You're a man after my own taste!! Finally someone who gets it. An ear here, an arm there. Soon you're sitting on the davenport gripping your belly and moaning "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
 
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