I reverse trick or treated a couple of years ago, and it completely freaked people out. More than Hari Krishnas at an airport.

This may not be my all time favorite, but it is a new addition to the top ten. Trick r Treat releases on DVD Oct 6 and I cannot wait to have some friends over and see it again. It's worth the cost of the DVD. I believe it will become the new defining movie of Hallowe'en. Check it out on Amazon.

I don't know the answer to this yet. I'm still exploring. I want to try living in places all around the world, or at least visiting, before I can safely answer this. Maybe the nomadic life is the life for me. The further from the traditional life I drift, the more attractive the road less traveled appears.

I think the Wolfman would be a great roommate. I mean, he's only a werewolf one day out of the month, he's probably going out on the town when he is, and he's bound to bring home a few extra women for his roomie, right? And when he's not in wolfman-form, he's probably so destroyed with guilt, he'd spend most of his time at the local church. That means the TV's all mine while he's gone.

Now here's where it gets a little dicey. Does the Wolfman have the focus for a job? I don't want a freeloader for a friend. And if he can't think through his testosterone enough to think to grab his victims' wallets, then how's he paying rent?

Maybe vampires are the best after all. Sure, they constantly need fresh blood, but hey, I keep mine on the top shelf of the frige. A roommate is free to have the bottom.

When not flying around Chicago in bat form, or high-tailing it between cars in wolf form, this little vampire takes public transportation. The city can't handle my type of vehicle anyway. I like em old and I like em large. Early 60s Continentals are my favorite, but I also have a soft spot for 50s-60s Caddy coaches. We'll eventually trick out the Chateau with an auto listing that specializes in "odd" vehicles.

This was actually not a Hallowe'en prank, but worth mentioning as it was fairly diabolical. A certain brother-in-law once crept into the bathing room while I showered and loaded my shorts with Icy Hot. Ever tried a bit of burning frozen pain on your genitals? No? If you're ever bored one night, give it a try. You'll never forget it! Obviously I never have.