I was so shocked that I actually won... it stunned me into a somnolent torpor which I only just awoke from. So, almost two months later: THANK YOU for letting Graham immortalize me on video with his piratical blubbering. I shall never forget such kindness.

It's 3am and I was looking for just the right distraction to lull me to an uneasy sleep. Now your story is buried alive in the shallow grave of my brain... screaming. It soothes me.

Why would someone as level-headed as Ving Rhames reject eternal life? I didn't know that this remake was directed by Zack Snyder! I'll have to put it on my must-see list of zombie films right after "The greatest story ever told" and "Star Trek 3: the Search for Spock".

I haven't seen the film, but I saw the trailer 7 times between each Battlestar Galactica mobisode and this review pretty much sums up what I thought the movie would be. But in defense of David "even a bad film is hard to make" Goyer I say give Laz a camera and see what he comes up with. And it better not be 90 minutes of HIM sitting around in his panties petting his "child-headed dog"!

A little wordy, but as dreams go this one must have been a sheet-changer.