Immune to tasers, eh? Imagine all the stuff you could get away with.

This is the way I wanna go; my death shrouded in mystery. "She just exploded!"

Awesome costume!

I tried this recipe and it turned out delicious. I used a smoked turkey sausage instead of lil' smokies and added a little salt, pepper and nutmeg for some spice. It was really tasty.

Probably one of the scariest haunted houses I've been to. So why then did I give it only 2 stars?

I was invited by some friends to go to the Chronicles of the Cured: The Haunted Sinkhole. And before agreeing I decided to check out the website to see what it is all about. I watched the Blair Witch-esque video about some teenagers disappearing into some sinkhole in Chicago and I can't seem to find any pictures or video of the haunted house itself. So my initial impression is that it's going to be like a haunted sewer/sinkhole themed haunted house. Aside from the beginning of the tour when the guy with the obvious fake Chicago accent retells the story of the teenagers getting lost in the sinkhole, I'm never really reminded that I'm supposedly underground.

The attraction has all of the usual haunted house characters like the crazy lady and the chainsaw guy. They were comparable to many of the other haunted attractions I've been to. However, the coolest part were the animatronic creatures. There were some creepy and creative looking creatures. My favorite of which was a scary demon pig.

While overall the content was kinda cool and my boyfriend jumped quite a few times, I would say that the length of the attraction was far too short and not worth the twenty dollar asking price. Also, maybe it was the day we went, but I wouldn't waste my money on VIP tickets, because there weren't many people there.