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what would you like said at your eulogy? PREACHER (to congregation): Ask me if something smells in here.
CONGREGATION: Does something smell in here?
PREACHER: I don't think so, stupid. how do you envision your memorial service? Everyone will wonder if I'm actually still alive on board an alien space ship. who would you like to be the executor of your estate Whoever executed me. Or is it "whomever?" I can't figure it out. what would you like done with your remains? buried? cremated? donated to science? other? Catapulted into space. what other last wishes do you have? You'll see. You'll all see! |
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r.i.p.
