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cryptkicker
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male libra
age 39
from chicago
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September 20, 2008
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My preferred mode of transportation
When not flying around Chicago in bat form, or high-tailing it between cars in wolf form, this little vampire takes public transportation. The city can't handle my type of vehicle anyway. I like em old and I like em large. Early 60s Continentals are my favorite, but I also have a soft spot for 50s-60s Caddy coaches. We'll eventually trick out the Chateau with an auto listing that specializes in "odd" vehicles.
The worst Hallowe’en prank ever played on me
This was actually not a Hallowe'en prank, but worth mentioning as it was fairly diabolical. A certain brother-in-law once crept into the bathing room while I showered and loaded my shorts with Icy Hot. Ever tried a bit of burning frozen pain on your genitals? No? If you're ever bored one night, give it a try. You'll never forget it! Obviously I never ha...
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what would you like done with your remains? buried? cremated? donated to science? other?
I used to want a nice burial in a classy black coffin with brushed chrome trim, driven to the cemetery in a late sixties Cadillac Superior coach, but now, well... the thought of the wasted space and wasted body parts really gets to me. I'm thinking of donating any usable parts to science. My skull is to be donated to Trevor R. Anderson of the University of Washington for biological...
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signed on July 31, 2009 9:24pm by TheSixthOne
phew! glad i didn't miss the deadline for your contest, i have a few tricks up my sleeve i need to document for ya.
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signed on July 30, 2009 12:47am by MBH Mafia
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. ~Baron Munchausen
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signed on June 17, 2009 4:04am by ArchangelTiger
Burn in hell! You are not worthy, it's true! BURN IN YOUR OWN EVIL!
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signed on January 27, 2009 8:56pm by Mosingo
MASTER HUNTER FROM THE GRAVE! SLAYER OF MEN, RAVAGER OF WOMEN, AND FIGHTING SPIRIT OF THE DEVIL!

Just imagine that in a grind house trailer narration.
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signed on January 28, 2009 7:11pm by cryptkicker
I can dig it.
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signed on November 1, 2008 12:49am by Lazarus
Baron Munchausen is good....I like it, as is live action Tick...
May I suggest Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
I very much miss your seeing little trolls in your room and hopping wall locker to wall locker chuckling like a goblin.

XOXO

Laz
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signed on November 28, 2008 1:26pm by cryptkicker
Thanks Laz, you old goat. I miss those days too. I never see the trolls anymore. Just annoying gnomes.
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signed on October 23, 2008 11:52pm by CrystalJolynn
Hello Handsome!!...Great to see you again too hun...I had so much fun this last week, yet so exhausted...lol..Cant wait to do it again too...Woo Hoo!!

Miss you already though...Have an amazing day tomorrow and I will talk with you very soon....

Huge Monster Hugs!!
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signed on October 21, 2008 1:41pm by an_illicit_poet
Live Action Tick... you need say no more, that gets you the big rating.
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signed on June 17, 2009 4:09am by ArchangelTiger
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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